Embrace your sarcastic side in ultimate comfort with this luxuriously soft velveteen plush blanket! Featuring the witty phrase I Solemnly Swear All the Time, this cozy throw is perfect for Harry Potter fans, book lovers, and anyone who enjoys a touch of magic with their humor. Designed in House-inspired colors, this blanket adds a fandom-friendly vibe to your home decor. Whether you’re curling up with a book, watching your favorite fantasy series, or gifting a fellow mischief-maker, this plush blanket is a must-have for cozy nights.

Available in multiple sizes, this super soft, lightweight, and warm blanket makes an ideal gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because! Wrap yourself in magic and sarcasm today.

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